Purple City = gin + red wine I’m serious. The cool pep of the gin plays nicely on the dark subtle tones of a shit red wine. I have definitely been given the key to Purple City before, if you … Continue reading
I saw you suck the dick of your uncle Horace, yeah, deep in the forest.
Organized Crime Great for the fortin’ life, or getting drunk as fuck last night. No-Friends Pizza You can eat it, its just not real food. Father and Son Biscuit Bites Share more than just a lot of secrets … Continue reading
Bank Bar Turn up the gin this winter with your very own “Bank Bar” – Turns any regular snowbank into a combination gin holder, gin cup holder and gin cooler. The Cosmopolitan Gentleman’s Penis Mitten Handmade in Penobscot Maine, this … Continue reading
The worst part about winter for me is that I have a hard time meeting my dirt quota. The snow covers up all the soil, and once you dig down, it ends up getting all mixed in with the dirt … Continue reading