Monthly Archives: March 2011

Juno Awards 2011: Dink Rodeo

Down With Webster I love leather jackets. I also like comfortable shoes, a nice pair of slacks and designer sunglasses. I HATE Down With Webster. I hate them so fucking much that I am never going to wear any combination … Continue reading

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Psychiatric Evaluation: Patrick LePoidevin

Pat LePoidevin is basically the only person I’ve ever met who is from BC and doesn’t wear a hemp necklace with a glass bead in the shape of a mushroom around his neck. No, I have never been to BC, … Continue reading

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RIP: Nathan Hale

I’m talking about Nate Dogg. His real name is Nathaniel Dwayne Hale, and he’s dead as of yesterday. I can’t verify this, but I think that on his tombstone they’re going to write: “my only regret is that I have … Continue reading

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Psychiatric Evaluation: Chris Ricketts

Chris is a 38 year old cafeteria man from Toronto. He spends his days nerding around the internet and editing porn. I think of him when I see commercials for products like majesta bathroom tissue and the Canadian Diabetes Foundation. … Continue reading

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look at the way you cook at me: 3 new recipes

Elite Street Breakfast Raise your kids on coffee and crosswords. Asian Girlfriend Won-Ton Soup Watch Rumble in the Bronx, or develop your Chow Yun Fat emulator while your girlfriend karate chops this supper-time blockbuster into your dojo. Gross Carrots Try … Continue reading

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Psychiatric Evaluation: Evan Rensch

Evan was to the Sackville scene what Macaulay Culkin was to the Home Alone franchise. He gave us the best years of his career and then dissipated into obscurity. I’m just joking, but seriously who the fuck was that kid … Continue reading

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Psychiatric Evaluation: Cam Malcolm

Cam Malcolm plays in a rock and roll band called HURON and works in a steel plant dispatching trucks. He also does a lot of other things including auxiliary musical projects, being friends with me, and thinking about stuff. In … Continue reading

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