Liam and I were good childhood friends. Now he lives next door and we are building a snow fort together. He is the second subject of what I hope to be a series of character profiles based on 15 dumb … Continue reading
I met Chris at a party 6 years ago. He was chugging a bottle of stolen wine and yelling. He has since become one of Sackville’s dearest “non bum-dawgs” friends. This is some of chris’ artwork and miscellaneous items we … Continue reading
Snow forts are for pussies if you are 9 years old and you use it for kindergarten shit like snowball fights and playing house. If you are 24, however, and you’ve spent a cumulative 48 hours building a 2 room … Continue reading
I saw you suck the dick of your uncle Horace, yeah, deep in the forest.
The worst part about winter for me is that I have a hard time meeting my dirt quota. The snow covers up all the soil, and once you dig down, it ends up getting all mixed in with the dirt … Continue reading